NBA is BACK! Part 3. (not) wikileaks

 Portland.  Few decades ago, somewhere (at that time it was God’s deserted place), the seven feet tall (local) cop was fighting 13 men at the same time.  The story tells that he prevailed… His son is following his dad’s footsteps on the court in (slightly) less violent form. Say his name…

Denver.  This happened in the same part of the world just a few years ago. (The kid) was sleeping in his (pretty sure his parents’ house) bed, when Nuggets called his name on the Draft night. Not a biggy.
Utah.  Don’t go to the pub (for beer particularly) there, unless you want to ruin the majestic image of your time here. What’s the connection? Well, you’re better than that.
Houston. Tucker has 5000 pairs of shoes. And you have problem with your lady’s 2 ½ purses?
LAL.  They don’t need a coach (not to mention those 4 masqueraded as assistants).
LAC.  They are PSG in basketball.
Dallas.  Till Cuban is alive, they won’t draft any American. Cuban for President!
Oklahoma. Did you see Tiger King? That’s Oklahoma’s spirit. These are my folks.

Milwaukee. Can you imagine their owners and to some degree the entire state is (constantly) waking up every night in a sweat. Yes? No, not what you thought. They dreamed that Giannis left for Toronto. It’s a horror reality.
Boston.  Coach matters.
Toronto. See Boston +.
Philly.  Nothing matters. Actually, that’s not accurate. They have a social media junkie-kid who is dedicated to his followers big time.
Brooklyn. Prokhorov promised to marry if they won’t win the ring. Bride’s name is J.Tsai?
Orlando.  Nothing spicy here, sorry.
Indiana.  Listen to their broadcaster(s) during the game. I am very curious to see anyone lasting (with them) more than half time.
Miami. Top class organization that is not run by the players. Coach ES represents (dying) American Dream.