...part 6. When taunting comes to haunt you back

 

Couldn’t be happier after the G3 in the West.

With this one I am between certain and confident. The dominant majority of mankind (we count even my wife who’s knowledge about basketball goes as far as knowing that M.Jordan , an actor, played brilliantly on some Netflix documentary), were cheering for Denver. Some pockets of Beverly Hills and LGB... (whatever new letters they constantly bring)+ would probably disagree with that.

(Finally) there was no reason to make fun of M.Davis. Aside of the fantasy blocking fault on the AD triple in the beginning of the 4Q by K.Scott (Denver being up by 20), the crew job was close to outstanding.

How much louder I have to scream (at the screen, my true and sole friend) that AD is overrated. 59% of his salary should go to LeBron, even bigger numbers regarding his fame. And yes, you have to make some room for Plumlee here as well.

Taunting. These 2 big clowns on the Lakers bench taunting anyone who is wounded but still alive? It will (eventually) have ”boomerang effect”. Ask Beverley.

That canuck kid Freedom-Murray? It needs another chapter.

                   

                                   Did I mention that Denver (still) have that Trojan horse Bol Bol?

...part 5. Flying objects, broken French press and the other tangibles

 

So, if you’re colorblind and are only (here) to enjoy the substance, - Saturday’s game (hey, it’s The Eastern Finals G3) and cheering only for these series to go to game seven, we’re in business.  Even though that wasn’t a heart pounding thriller.  Yet.

Sources told (before the game) that Jimmy’s French press is malfunctioning at the moment but there is huge confidence in the industry that it will be fixed shortly.

Oh, right, (the) flying objects... You (me 2) must be wondering what exactly was told (or thrown) in the locker room after the G2, right? Well, the emphasis should be on a bit different angle.  No matter how much you/me/everybody in love with J.Tatum game, the kid has too early proclaimed himself as deity. And M. Smart, whose balls do not require to be measured or (god forbid) weighted, told exactly that. Long story (in one) short (sentence).

I am preoccupied with (only) one question (statement) here.  Do I see the Celtics pulling three more wins here? Hell ja! Absolutely!

Do I see Miami losing three more? Fuck nein! Absolut!

And we did not see Sir. Riley and Danny Ainge throwing chairs at each other.

Yet.

 

NBA is BACK! Part 4. Shoe business (is nasty)

 More on that shoe story.

Sources tell that PJ Tucker looking to dump his stock (very smart individual , he knows that “Winter is coming “ especially in November) and started reaching out to the (other ) players. He is using the oldest marketing platform “direct approach”. Schröder was very interested in few but (being dandy European) wasn’t able to find Portuguese leather, mocked him on the floor. More. He complained to authorities (refs). Tucker did not take it lightly:

https://images.app.goo.gl/VDpCkKA5TjELiQU1A

NBA is BACK! Part 3. (not) wikileaks

 Portland.  Few decades ago, somewhere (at that time it was God’s deserted place), the seven feet tall (local) cop was fighting 13 men at the same time.  The story tells that he prevailed… His son is following his dad’s footsteps on the court in (slightly) less violent form. Say his name…

Denver.  This happened in the same part of the world just a few years ago. (The kid) was sleeping in his (pretty sure his parents’ house) bed, when Nuggets called his name on the Draft night. Not a biggy.
Utah.  Don’t go to the pub (for beer particularly) there, unless you want to ruin the majestic image of your time here. What’s the connection? Well, you’re better than that.
Houston. Tucker has 5000 pairs of shoes. And you have problem with your lady’s 2 ½ purses?
LAL.  They don’t need a coach (not to mention those 4 masqueraded as assistants).
LAC.  They are PSG in basketball.
Dallas.  Till Cuban is alive, they won’t draft any American. Cuban for President!
Oklahoma. Did you see Tiger King? That’s Oklahoma’s spirit. These are my folks.

Milwaukee. Can you imagine their owners and to some degree the entire state is (constantly) waking up every night in a sweat. Yes? No, not what you thought. They dreamed that Giannis left for Toronto. It’s a horror reality.
Boston.  Coach matters.
Toronto. See Boston +.
Philly.  Nothing matters. Actually, that’s not accurate. They have a social media junkie-kid who is dedicated to his followers big time.
Brooklyn. Prokhorov promised to marry if they won’t win the ring. Bride’s name is J.Tsai?
Orlando.  Nothing spicy here, sorry.
Indiana.  Listen to their broadcaster(s) during the game. I am very curious to see anyone lasting (with them) more than half time.
Miami. Top class organization that is not run by the players. Coach ES represents (dying) American Dream.

Mess(i)y business

 World (I, II , etc.) wars, Star Wars , Art of war, war of tariffs, etc.

Have you heard of War of (between ) sheikhs?
Cuuuze never happened before.
You’re probably in the woods (genuine congrats) or ran out of government money on cable/internet.
It’s happening as we speak.
Ruthless (Cartel’s bosses in this context are just Jr.High league) Paris sheikh in the red corner and savvy/calculus Manchester sheikh(s) (of course) in the (turquoise) blue corner.
Referee(s) - ... us.
The scorekeeper(s)... well, that the worst part. Lawyers, accountants ( aka Marty Bird, who work for both fighters ).
Oh, what’s the prize,
The GOAT.

NBA is BACK! 2020 August

 Happy New/Old Season!

(or Season Greetings if you practice Islam ).
There were tons of “takes” shared both on the video and reading outlets about who , how , etc. But I never found this one:
The (great) race for the eight will result (the) young Grizzlies checking out from their bubble hotel in a month  with the excitement difficult to hide.
The reason ? Uh, easy. Sex.
Pretty sure by now everybody realized that there is not so much fun being incarcerated when you’re rich...
During these few opening days you will notice lots of different slogans on the backs .
Will anybody be having “Freedom” on theirs?
Award for the first who detects that one.
Pizza , of course.

NBA is back? NBA is BACK! 2020July

 Happy New/Old Season!

(or Season Greetings if you practice Islam ).
There were tons of “takes” shared both on the video and reading outlets about who , how , etc. But I never found this one:
The (great) race for the eight will result (the) young Grizzlies checking out from their bubble hotel in a month  with the excitement difficult to hide.
The reason ? Uh, easy. Sex.
Pretty sure by now everybody realized that there is not so much fun being incarcerated when you’re rich...
During these few opening days you will notice lots of different slogans on the backs .
Will anybody be having “Freedom” on theirs?
Award for the first who detects that one.
Pizza , of course.